I feel like I can now relate to this...

SIGG Makes Me Happy

Ok so I sit here and honestly, I should go to bed and get decent sleep. So here I am...I am wondering why my google account has suddenly deceided to magically be in the German English haha I mean language but I thought that was funny and I amuse myself. So its all in German! What the frick is going on?

I also want to know why mini-mullet Miley Cyrus is that how you spell it? Well I want to know why MiniMullet head is being trashed down my throat....I mean I am so sick of her! And now shes getting radio play. It makes me ill. Maybe she can do a remake of her dad's smash hit about his achey breaky heart. I hear she is reaching out to Brit-Brit trying to make her feel all good...well listen MiniMullet...it will be you in about 5 years...your this sweet and innocent little girl now. Soon you will be on SNL insisiting you are not into drugs or sex but you will be....all these little girls looking up to you will want to be just like your coked up whore ass. Miley, please don't sing anymore songs. I just don't think you are all that good. Hannah Montana/Miley GO AWAY!!! Your like a wet dog in a hot room that just makes me ill and want to kick you! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blogger THIS!

Seriously I had a post yesterday that quite amused myself! And BLOGGER didn't post it...... So anyways....I will write more later. I am sure I will have something very sarcastic and dark to say.

Peace Out.

Thought of the day: Some people are a lot like Slinkies. They are not much use for anything but really make you smile when you push them down the steps.

:D

I got a SIGG

On its way...*does a SIGG dance* I can't wait. If you don't know what a SIGG is then maybe you should google it.

I got some wine and I also got some rum for rainy days. Its sunny out today but I think there is rain in my heart so I must have a sip or two.

On a lighter note....I don't have anything much to say. Other than I am alive and that means the world to all you. I know it does. And I have a spot on my back twitching right now.

I liked having hurt

So.....Send the pain below.....much like suffocating

Anyways. My last few hours of being 27. I am finding myself very down for many reasons. I just don't understand how sometimes when you share so much with someone and it feels like they just used you, or whatever. Anyways.....diet coke is good. That makes me at least smile a bit. A kid I worked with ended up in the mental hospital. That kinda sucks. Work is kinda stressful. I know its a position that they have never had before, but others have kinda just put some time into it...if that makes sense. Like they put a band aid on it and now its just unorganized. Here are some fun things though......there was old pamplets in there discussing children and its so old they say 'black children' how politically correct is that crap? That made me LOL at my desk. There were old things dated for 2003. There is no way I am keeping this stuff in my office...it had dust caked on it. Seems like they tried to do a mass mailing that never went through, oh and the info had the old area code on there which changed back in 99 I think. Either way I think that fliers with the old area code have to go. It's just not professional.

I have become a rather boring poster...posting about depression and work.

The kind of flawless I wish I could be

Today is Friday for many of you office peoples but for me I still am working my weekend gig. Before you all say 'but look at the money' what the frick? Like I will ever see a dime of the extra money since it usually goes toward late bills.

So today is cold and I honestly don't want to go to my office but I have to log some papers and stuff. Oops if I don't do much else since I am really not getting trained. I just use the "oh really? wow that really helps THANK YOU so much!" approach to many of the little jobs I have to do that I do wrong or not the way they want. I want to get that filing cabinet in order. I am tired of pulling out forms that are different from what it says in the filing cabinet. Is it just me or is that annoying? Maybe that can be my project. I also want to make some copies of these forms so I have plenty in my office since they are my forms to fill out and file. Sounds like I have a plan, usually boss man has other ideas leaving me stuck again to never learn my actual job. Life is a garden. Dig it.

I am going out to eat tonight for my birthday. And I would like to be excited except I have no idea where I want to eat. A meal without children. I am not sure really what that would be like. Other than I can actually eat my meal without going to the bathroom 5 times and cleaning up ketchup off my pant leg. Or the time chocolate milk dribbled down my nice pants. That was some fun stuff right there! I was thinking Mexican....but I was also thinking a sit down Chinese restaurant. But now I am thinking Chinese buffet for the crab legs. I have all day to decide. I think I might research restaurants at work. That way I get paid for my decision. :D

Any suggestions? Since I only have 1 person reading my interesting daily life maybe SHE can decide for me.

Peace Out.

Life in the Office

So I never even realized what true office life was like. Yesterday was kinda busy with paperwork then setting things up for the evening class..but somdays I feel as if I will be sitting at my nice desk chair making it go in circles. No honestly, I only have so many hours I have to make the best of it. I am coming up with an overview for the year of what I would like to accomplish. It's a start. Since somehow I can't get my email set up (waiting on other people) I am kinda at limbo. I can't even access my voice mail account on my phone! Its got messages on there from who knows when. It just blinks and blinks and blinks (again waiting on the same person for that)

Learning a new copier is always a fun challenge for my blonde heart. I do find it quite amusing that I can send a print job to the printer in our office and have to walk to go get it *giggles* I am just a bit weird I know, but once I get things in order it will be different.

This has turned into a very boring post...with not much accomplished. I wish I were feeling a little more sarcastic today but I just don't have the energy. Maybe a Java Monster might help?

American Idol

I sure hope that this work/class/training is over before like the finals of American Idol. I have to work today from 2-10pm because of this class. Thats ok and all but *SNIFF* I have been looking so foward to American Idol since last May when they crowned Jordin Sparks the next American Idol....

And speaking of Ms Sparks...what is up with this Tattoo song? I mean honestly I have nothing against tatts. I really don't. I am an equal opportunity tatt lover (EOTL) but I expected something a little more sophisticated than 'you're on my heart just like a tatto' So does anyone know that hearts on tattos are like not really true? I guess she was just sayin...LIKE a tattoo...but there are places that remove tatts....so if you're on my heart like a tattoo I guess I could have you removed...

I am excited to hear what the next American Idol might bring. "Full of your love, just like I'm constipated...."

so about my day...

It has been one of the weirdest days working with the kids. I don't think I even want to go into full detail of the blood I saw today. I am pretty much a tough chick...I can handle a lot but today really had me reaching for the door for fresh air and praying to the good Lord above that this child didnt sneeze blood on me. To top it off her father is a refugee from Cuba (please no getting mad I am just saying that is what he is) so his English is broken. Its like a cross between Spanish/English and the communication lines are just shot between us and him. Gotta give the man (who is almost 70 yeah 70 her mom is 39!) credit for raising a child who came into the world addicted to crack and alcohol. I was sitting at work when I had the chance, and thinking how HOW does a person bring a child into the world addicted like that....I don't know it just brings me down. I guess a positive side to all this blood (and I won't even go into what or how or even how much and the texture LOL) I had a really fast work day. Though I switch gears tomorrow to my new job. The next few weeks will be stressful because silly me has to help everyone else out. I am so silly like that! I think I will adjust well to my new position but there is just a lot already in progress and I have to do more. I am thinking that my office needs some sprucing up. I need some pictures on the wall, a plant and some desk toys to keep me busy. I also need a radio and a clock. I think I have the clock figured out..I mean I have one on my computer but seriously I need a wall clock....I do have a window though its small so I am proud to at least have some light in the place :) I wish I could be more sarcastic today but I think I am all out of it today. Maybe more after my Iced Coffee!

Joe Dirt

So all my stalkers that I have reading my blog...I know you are out there I can feel you...anyways you might be wondering why I have Joe Dirt for my pic. Well duh.....he's my inspiration and hope for finding homes for these children. I am to recruit people to be foster or adoptive parents and Joe Dirt always needed a family. I mean he grew up with the meteorite which was a big ball of poo....He had relationships with weird people. He even got the poo on him! If you haven't seen this heroic film of how a boy tries to belong somewhere please do...and bring the tissues because its a tear jerker!

I'm your sister! I'm your sister!

Movie

While watching Cruel Intentions last night, which is entirely a hot movie...but its really an ultimate love story. Granted if the dude would have just stepped up and said he loved this chick he probably wouldn't have died, but how he died was again the sweetest way ever. Nothing says true love like *I can't tell you how I truly feel because I am afraid of what others think , so let me break your heart. Then when I will realize how much I truly love you and must tell you the truth so I give you my journal. You read it through the night as I watch you through your window from the street. You then see me in the morning leaving and start to follow me. Some other dude character comes into play and beats me up and throws you into a line of traffic where you almost get hit but I save you and die...but the dramatic music plays and I say the words I LOVE YOU just so you know how much I do because I am dying* Dude how much does that suck? Not only did I tell you like the turning point in the film but telling someone how you truly feel before its too late and they are gone from your life is kinda lame. I guess this is why it's a movie. Sometimes I feel as if my life were a movie. I know exactally how I would want it to end. What I want and what I get are totally 2 different things. I guess I accept the challenges and move on and figure out where to go from here.

On a side note, I work tonight and there is a new child there. Not sure how this all will work out. I had a dream last night I had all these kids by myself because my boss is being kinda rude about things! How Rude! anyways...

I guess if anything read this: Tell each and every person in your life no matter what role they play in it how you feel about them before life happens and they slip from your view. You never know what kind of chances you will have down the road. Some of us have second chances and some don't. Don't risk it. Say it!

Going Green

So I was watching a youtube video on nonprofit organizations. This video was kinda lame. It was from the United Kingdom. I guess that doesn't really make it weird. First off, it was a silent vid set to like lame music that makes me sleepy. Secondly, it was about going green saving the earth blah blah blah. Well apparently all these people with red balloons were like the evil earth killers and the people with green ones were the lovers of the earth. So green balloon people tried to convert the red balloon people by frolicking with one another or some lame stuff. Anyways at the end they all let go of the red balloons and get them replaced with green balloons. All I am saying that it seems odd. I think these green balloon people who want to save the earth and conspiracy people. They really WANT global warming. I will think twice before I let a green balloon person convince me to release my red one.

Oh, and yes most of my entertainment comes from youtube. Get over it.

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