Since I recommend them to anyone and everyone I should write my reviews for the Java Monsters I have tried. It's actually all of them off the new line. I must say when you have a JM at 9am then pick 11:30 am to have another one...well it makes for a very peppy and exciting Laura. Even the kids at the children's home were laughing at me dancing to the songs on the radio. I love Java Monster and you should to. I think they secretly add crack to them. On to the reviews.
Chai Hai- Not a coffee blend but the actual tea. I prefer my Chai tea warm. This is ok though. Has a bit of a cinnamon backround. It is smooth, but if you don't like teas, this probably isn't the Monster Energy Drink for you.
Irish Blend- Uh can you say Yummy? Makes me feel as if I am drinking an actual adult beverage! Kinda a hint of Bailey's Irish Cream.
Russian-This is also yummy but I felt as if it was even more alcohol tasting. I even thought I could smell the alcohol which I guess isn't a bad thing. The alcohol would be Kahlua....White Russian? Is that like a drink? Anyways yeah....
Lo-Ball- I like to drink this when I have already had a Java monster for the day. It's half the calories as a regular Java Monster so it makes me feel less guilty. Its a sweet coffee blend nothing cool about the flavor.
Nut Up- Ok I was reluctant to try this one but guess what? It's my total favorite. Nut Up gets Two Thumbs Up from me...and I love love love this one. I would say its my favorite. Out of them all. A second choice would be Mean Bean which was in the original line.
The only one I haven't tried is the Big Black (original line) and I am just scared to. I don't want to put over $2 on something I won't like, but for the sake of having all of them I should just suck it up and try it. Maybe I will put my kids in the car and head to the only place I know carries all these flavors. They know me as the Java Monster girl by my eye twitches.
TOP THREE JAVA MONSTERS
1. Nut Up
2. Mean Bean
3. Lo-Ball
For shits and giggles the rest in order:
4. Loca Mocha
5. Irish Blend
6. Chai Hai
7. Russian
8.Big Black (only cause I havent tried it yet)
All in all I wouldn't kick anyone out of bed because I do like them all, but if I had to say I guess I am a bit 'nutty' since the two top flavors are nuts. Funny because I am from Ohio..and I love the Buckeyes.... I LOVE NUTS!!!
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